I often start these things with a proclamation that I have very limited time. But today I have very limited time. I have to break out the goddamn italics.
In the aftermath of World War II, baseball metaphors for sex were often used by American adolescents as euphemisms for the degree of physical intimacy achieved on dates. Second and third base can be assumed as to the degrees of intimacy. It might work well for the neurotypical world, but I have a much different view in my autistic world.
And not just between innings, either. If the action on the screen is still going when the play on the field resumes, they'll still watch. The Fuck-Cam has been quite a phenomenon.
Is it possible? Can sex be better than the game we love? The following "reasons" were plucked from the internet newsgroups over the years and many different versions exist. Each of these was found on the internet!
The Indians did end up beating the Metsthough no word yet on whether the action in the nose-bleed section gave them an unfair leg-up. Fans at Indians game having sex while one lone man watches Told my grandma the story about the couple caught having sex at the Indians game.
All it took was one woman who cheated on her husband while the Iowa Hawkeyes were stomping Minnesota. Suddenly Lois Feldman is the hippest Cougar in America. Tampa Bay Rays game — This century.
A mystery couple has been caught out in a compromised position during a Major League Baseball game in Cleveland. The Indians won the gamebut the real home run was scored way back in the bleachers at the top of the stadium. Perhaps the most damning revelation for the Indians' match day entertainment managers is that for one creepy fan, of course wearing a hoodie, the action was much more engaging up in the stands than inside the diamond.
Let friends in your social network know what you are reading about. The couple "engaged in sexual intercourse in the open in front of children and adults," a complaint said. A link has been sent to your friend's email address.
It's a whole new ball game! In a video posted on the sports blog Deadspin, fans can be seen watching as a man clad only in a hiked-up CC Sabathia T-shirt and a woman had full-on sex in the stall under the left field bleachers. A tipster told the blog that the raunchy romp began in the second inning with the Yanks leadingand continued until the fourth or fifth — giving new meaning to the phrase pitching inside.
Not too long ago, a story came out about a girl in Buffalo giving a handjob to a rando at a Bills' game. This was exciting news, and probably made ticket sales for Bills games go through the roof, as a bunch of lonely dudes went looking for her. Now, a couple people are trying to out-mile-high-club the original! Some Washington Redskins fans decided that their crappy cheap tickets high up in the endzone could actually be a blessing in disguise!